okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
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