How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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