Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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