Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
third nipple confirmed
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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