Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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