I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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