just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I enjoy the company of your penis
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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