# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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