I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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