who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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