She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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