So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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