Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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