Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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