I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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