he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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