Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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