everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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