i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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