If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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