You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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