Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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