i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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