she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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