I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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