NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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