I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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