Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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