Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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