He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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