physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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