and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
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