let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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