hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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