doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
