How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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