The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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