I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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