similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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