Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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