Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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