Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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