Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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