rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
