Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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