There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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