forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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