can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Hippo gnu deer
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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