Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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