If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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