so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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