Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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