Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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