Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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