I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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